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  • Mood: Outraged
  • Listening to: Battle Hymn of the Republic
  • Watching: The Armies Mobilize
  • Eating: Wrath
So, some of you may have been able to tell by some of my work that I enjoy my fair share of the video games...but Ethereal's got Beef.

I am experiencing the rage with BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea.

Now, I waited patiently for the second episode of Burial at Sea to come out. I was super excited to get to play some of it today.

((Now, let it not be said that I'm against change in a series. I'm going to preface this. Change can be beautiful.))

For those of you NOT in the know, in the final chapter of the BioShock Infinite DLC, you get to play Elizabeth, a pretty dang kick butt, omni-something or other psychic wonder woman would can RIP HOLES IN REALITY WITH HER BARE HANDS and in the first DLC, was established as a pretty hardcore lady going out to do something pretty hardcore (which I will not spoil for you).

The initial sequence is amazing. Classic turn on head "Everything is Misery Coated in Deceptive Happiness" wonderfulness. I was wiggling in my seat giddy about getting to play. This is what BioShock IS.

And then the cut sequences ended. Elizabeth no longer has cool powers for reasons. She is a "Normal girl" now. Okay. Fine. Whatever. This can be cool. Booker was normal. Jack was...engineered normal. Delta was- well...Delta was spliced to crap. But whatevs. Not the point.

BACK TO NORMAL ELIZABETH.
I am finally in the driver's seat. First room. Let's go-
"Sneak up on this Splicer!"
Well, okay. I guess I don't have weapons yet. Fine. Makes sense. I can deal.
So I play this little stealth intro bitterly. I ain't got no beef with stealth, but I have sexy flings with BioShock for the badaboom combat/corvids shooting out of my hands stuff.

And then the first gun I pick up is...a tranquilizer crossbow.

...Okay...

And now, this is when I start to get irritated. Because this isn't just about a stealth game. Nope. They have to get a little gendery.

You don't need to be like your dad, Elizabeth. You don't need to shed blood...You're just a normal girl...splicers are dangerous.
 Not because it's wrong. Oh no. Mechanically, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO.

Booker can jack a man in the face with a skyhook and take him down. But I need to sneak behind him or he'll just get dizzy and claw my face off. Booker can attack from above raining wumps of death. But if I'm Elizabeth, I can daintily land without sound and hide from splicers in a vent.

Finally tapped out as soon as the in game advice let me know that Big Daddy with attack on sight, and little girly Elizabeth cannot kill him.

This is not about Bioshock becoming a stealth game for me. This is WHAT I'm playing somehow MEANING this is now a stealth game.

I invite you to join the TEAR IT UP CHALLENGE. The Rules are simple.

1) Draw Elizabeth as a Hardcore Action Hero.
2) Spread Across the Internet 
3) 'Knucks with the people.

Ethereal Out.

//UPDATES:

You know who's a straight up B.A.?

THE G.

Check out his contribution: www.deviantart.com/art/Liz-445…

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Megan Sass
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"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir," said Alice, "because I'm not myself, you see."
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micromess Dec 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks for the watch! <3
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The-Ethereal-Maiden Dec 15, 2013  Student General Artist
You are welcome!
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micromess Nov 5, 2013  Student General Artist
sassy-pants! it is I! your PA child!
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The-Ethereal-Maiden Nov 5, 2013  Student General Artist
AHOY, MEH BABY.

How's school?
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micromess Nov 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Good, gettin' windy and cold though. Everyone is swimming through a sea of sickness.. it looks like the apocalypse is upon us, my dear.
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The-Ethereal-Maiden Nov 6, 2013  Student General Artist
It is happening at work as well. Everyone has the sneezes.
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Art47 Mar 11, 2013  Student
It said your name under "Birthdays" so I came to visit your page once again. Your Deviant ID gets me every time xD ^-^
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The-Ethereal-Maiden Mar 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Yup! I turn 22 on Thursday! My age will be bunnies!

Thank you!
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Art47 Mar 11, 2013  Student
An early happy birthday~!
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Nightcat102 May 22, 2012  Student General Artist
oh my gosh...Miss sass!!!!! =) it's been a while. Was wondering how you were doing =) I hope your doing good! (I hope college is going good for you)
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